![]() The scientists dutifully proceed to plop another expired Fido onto their scientific table of doom, pump some serum into its brain, flip the electrical switch and. They scan the pooch’s brain and discover that the serum, which instead of dissipating like a good serum should, is instead bouncing around the gray areas in the canine’s cranium like a red rubber ball, constructing a whole bunch of strange synapses.īut, hey, the dog is alive! Who cares that it wants to snag potato chips from the highest shelf and eat most of the scientists’ faces off? Maybe it just needs a friend! Plus, since some evil soldiers from the world’s most aggressive pharmaceutical company barged in and took all their scientific journals and evidence and stuff, they’ll need to replicate the experiment so they’ll have something to present in the inevitable multibillion-dollar lawsuit. And it has the strange ability to bust out of its kennel, rummage through the refrigerator and, oh, perhaps levitate. The dog’s cataracts are now completely gone, for one thing. When, with the help of fellow smartish folks Niko and Clay (along with videographer Eva), they actually do jump-start the heart of a dead dog, they discover the serum has some unanticipated effects, though. “It’s giving everyone that second chance they deserve,” Frank says. LAZARUS EFFECT MEANING HOW TOWorking with something they affectionately call the Lazarus serum, they’re trying to figure out how to use it to temporarily resurrect folks who’ve died, long enough for the physicians to patch ’em up right. Frank and Zoe are the animating entities of this series of morally questionable experiments. But, alas, they’re too busy trying to resurrect animals to discuss pop culture trends. You’d think that the intrepid scientists in The Lazarus Project would’ve at least seen a commercial for The Walking Dead-or perhaps read our review. Never have zombies shown themselves to be a societal step forward. When they resurrected that kid in Pet Cemetery, what happened? Not good things, that’s what happened. If you’re ever tempted to bring someone back from the dead, don’t. ![]()
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